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Colonel John Charles Campbell Daunt VC was a recipient of the Victoria Cross, the highest and most prestigious award for gallantry in the face of the enemy that can be awarded to British and Commonwealth forces.

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Michael Hager is an American politician. He served as a Republican member of the North Carolina House of Representatives until August 2016 when he unexpectedly resigned to care for his parents. He represented the 112th district and had served as majority leader since January 2015. Mike Hager formerly served on the Rutherford County School Board.

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